Thursday, 17 June 2010

Life in the City of Neophobia

Neophobia: the fear or dislike of new things; fear of change.


As stated above, neophobia is simply the fear of change. The fear of new things. Well, that basically summarizes the City of Perth, folks. Australia as a whole, with the exception of metropolitan areas such as Melbourne and Sydney, is already backward in itself. The only thing I can give them credit for, is that they are striving for a healthier country to live in by 2020. The purpose of this post, is not only to rant, but also stand as a notice for me and for anyone who really thinks the grass is greener on the other side; focusing on the pros and cons of living here in Australia.

To start off selfishly, I shall rant as I always do on this blog considering it has been a reoccuring theme...

I perceive Perth to be a place for old people or people who simply want to do nothing with change. A note to Neophobics, Perth or other small towns in Australia is a perfect place for you to hide and shelter away as other developing countries are finding their way to change rapidly.

I do not know whether it is because of my background, being raised in a metropolitan area of Kuala Lumpur. Reminiscing to when I was a high school student, it was already quite obvious that it was in our culture to have, possess or own the latest technology [especially mobile phones]. Here, in Australia, I feel that the only possible "culture" that Australians possess are [1] drinking [2]abusing alcohol [3] clubbing, and [4] getting laid.

I desire change. I have come to a point where I feel that my life lacks something important. I also personally feel that Neophobia city has sucked the life out of me. There is simply n-o-t-h-i-n-g to do in this town. Go out after 5PM, everything is fucking shut [with the exception of Thursday nights for local shopping centres and Friday nights in the city; both only open 'til 9PM].

For a while, I thought not all hope was lost when some West Australians do feel the need or want to extend trading hours. The reason why it does not work? Goddamn Neophobians! [not a real word I think, but I shall call residents of Perth with a few exceptions to some, Neophobians]. They complain about working late and spending not enough time with their family, blah blah blah. AND YOU FUCKING WONDER WHY THIS PLACE IS SO FAR BEHIND???? You'd think that a city that has quite a large population of Asians would teach these Caucasians a few things but no, they are just as stubborn and lazy as the Malays back home. Basically, the fairer version.

Just let me say that if Asians [or not to be so "racist", other people in other countries] can do it, SO CAN YOU!

But, no....

It's not that you can't, you just don't fucking want to.

Hey, if Australians don't want to work, I think we have a fair amount of Asians that would happily work for you for the extra money!

I could type all day long with the things I have to say, but I guess I'll just put it into dot points.
I'll start off with CONS:
  • Lack of culture despite "multiculturalism"
  • Acknowledges "multiculturalism" but there is alot of racism going on in Neophobialand
  • High standard of living; things are fucking expensive.
  • Average people strive to afford a house in the current housing market
  • Banks rip the shit out of their customers [anyone heard of interest on top of an interest? And also paying to withdraw your own money out?]
  • Majority Gen Y = lazy. [Hey, I'm a Gen Y but at least I acknowledge it. Give me some credit!]
  • Rather high crime rates [someone once told me that Perth has the highest crime rate per ratio.. or something like that]
  • Short trading hours
  • Hypocritical governing system & also very confusing
  • Really, really, really dislikes change and rejects change
  • Too patriotic [some of them don't even want to leave the country]
  • Gets too hot in Summer
  • Likes beer but don't sell cheap beer...
  • Promotes healthy lifestyle but foods like wraps and salads prices are off the roof and junk food sold at a cheap price. Sheer stupidity?
  • Lack of discipline in children and in schools.
  • Wayyyy too far laid-back
  • Spanking of children is illegal

Pros:
  • Cleaner amenities
  • No stray animals [I'm talking about domestic animals aka pets]
  • You see white people?
  • Nice beaches [large nature reserves, coasts, etc.]
  • Healthier Australa vision by 2020
  • More music festivals and concerts
  • Has 4 seasons
  • Some friendly Australians do exist
  • When you're horny but have no one to fuck, all you need to do is to find some guy in a club?
  • Sluts ahoy!
  • Cute koalas
Putting it down in dot points, I think I really need to get out of this country in the future. I sincerely think that if I were to stay in this country, I would have to move to the Eastern states and live somewhere near the metropolitan area.

And all I can say is that I am seeking something new, exciting, exhilarating... Just something that will just take my breath away.

For now, back to suffocating...

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